Sniff a few of these yummy crumbs
from the book. They fell into it from the tables of real people.
If you think they're just too
stinking cool to be true, click the smelly foot to find out where to buy the book!
One fancy soup
served at royal feasts was called "garbage." It was made with birds' heads,
feet, livers, necks, and gizzards. Soup was often called "sewe" and the
server was called the "sewer."
Just think
how often kings must have shouted to their servants, "Get some garbage
from the sewer and bring it for my dinner!"
The World of Rodents International Dining Club

Some ancient Chinese ate live baby rats, while ancient Romans relished
stuffed dormouse (a tree-climbing rat relative). South America's
Incas ate guinea pigs, and invading Eurpeans liked them too.
But it wasn't
just the ancients who enjoyed a steaming bowl of rodent stew. Many Americans
today eat squirrels—cousins
to the furry heroes who saved sailors with their meat and made emperors
call for more.
Sidewinder Salad
It's not easy making mincemeat of a rattlesnake. The snake's many tiny
ribs make the meat hard to extract. And a six-pound snake might have only
a pound or so of meat on its body.
One restaurant
buys skinned whole snakes (minus the head and rattles) from a snake farm
in Texas. Chefs cook the snake, skeleton and all. Next they hand-peel the
meat from the bones. Then they add spices and arrange the meat on a bed
of mixed greens, crafting the snake into a delightful eating experience.
Cheese
Cheese happens when certain germs (called bacteria) and/or chemicals
act on milk. Bacteria make your feet stink and give cheese its odor. Some
of the bacteria in cheese are the same as the ones that live in your body
to help digest food.
Cheese makers
use an enzyme from animals' stomach linings to curdle milk. Then they drain
off the liquid, leaving behind curd, the first stage in a cheese's
life. As the bacteria grow and spread, they give different kinds of cheese
their special flavors.

| slimy as worms
made by germs grows green fur sharp as a burr stinks like feet worse in the heat don't call it cheese it's a milk disease |
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