So you're a little skeptical about this Santa guy.  You ask, How could a 1,600-year-old saint on a flying sleigh deliver gifts to a whole planet in one night?
            Well, he does -- and I'm here to show you how.  Jacque-Pierre's the name -- Jacque-Pierre Renault, Triple Agent and Elf First Class.  I'm on a mission from Himself:  to make a convert of you, and maybe even recruit you for the Elf Underground.
            You did not receive this book by accident -- we sneak it into the hands of only the world's most promising little doubters.  It is a book you must read.